Peter Griffin reflects on The South.

Hundreds of years ago...

..."But [Peter's black ancestor] Nate soon found himself put to work on a Southern plantation. It was way down there, you know, when you stop seeing Howard Johnson's and you start seeing Stuckey's. Anyway...it was a horrible place, where they took away everybody's African names and gave them new names [...]

Of course, back then, The South was a very different place than it is today: a backward place where they didn't believe in science and hated others just for being different. Time has a way of changing a place and its people [...]

But luck was on his side and eventually they made it to The North. After that, Nate devoted his life to getting back at the white men for the injustice of slavery...by inventing the Department of Motor Vehicles".

Sweet and chewy.